Natasha: I like your top.
Tony: Thanks, his name is Bucky.
😂
Natasha: I like your top.
Tony: Thanks, his name is Bucky.
😂
MCU Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
MCU Steve: Aw. :/ You know, I really am gonna miss you.
616 Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
616 Steve: Ugh. This is so unfair.
616 Steve: My heart is so heavy. Unbelievable.
616 Steve: The Avengers should have just left me in the ice.
616 Steve: This planet is just too cruel, now. How will I bring myself to wake up in the morning?
616 Steve: Oh, agony.
AA Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
AA Steve: Oh? where’re we going?
I love AA Steve, AA Steve is the best 😍
Tony: I can never have children.
Bucky: We can adopt some.
Peter: I volunteer!
inspired by this fic by @rayshippouuchiha
Tony: Have I got things to tell you!
Rhodey: What happened?
Tony: I’m engaged.
Rhodey: Congratulations. Who’s the lucky girl?
Tony: [panicked] I am!
Tony: [wearing a T-Shirt with “Never a diva. But occasionally a real dick.” on it]
Loki: [wearing a T-Shirt with “Always a diva. Pretty often a real dick” on it]
Steve: Seriously?
Tony when Steve asks him out for the first time: He’s probably just humouring me
Tony when he’s getting fucked by Steve: He probably still thinks we’re just friends
Tony when Steve proposes: He’s probably just kidding
Tony, marrying Steve, crying: Oh fuck. He’s not kidding.
(Source: sweet-thoughtt, via sweet-thoughtt)
The World.
Illustration by Ferenc Pintér from his Tarots of the Imagination (1993).